{"id":49,"date":"2014-04-06T13:58:41","date_gmt":"2014-04-06T20:58:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nemo10.net\/blog\/?p=49"},"modified":"2014-04-15T21:08:19","modified_gmt":"2014-04-16T04:08:19","slug":"graphics-card-names-are-complete-opaque","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nemo10.net\/blog\/graphics-card-names-are-complete-opaque\/","title":{"rendered":"Graphics Card Names are Completely Opaque"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What is up with video card naming?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m having trouble getting Skyrim to run well on my work laptop, which by all accounts should run the game just fine. \u00a0In researching what I can do to fix the problem,\u00a0I just read that Skyrim requires &#8220;GeForce GTX 550 Ti or GeForce GTX 260, or above,&#8221; which means nothing to me because the numbers don&#8217;t consistently count up and I have no idea how &#8220;GTX&#8221; fits into the general scheme of things.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like saying that the fruit required for a good fruit salad is &#8220;nectarine and up.&#8221; Am I supposed to hold a stack ranking of all possible fruits in my head? \u00a0&#8220;Oh, of course, so that means no grapefruit or banana&#8230;&#8221; \u00a0No wonder people just give up and buy a new computer when new games don&#8217;t run well anymore.<\/p>\n<p>Is this an intentionally opaque industry practice, or simply because marketing departments like to name graphics cards like luxury cars? For instance, there&#8217;s such a thing as the Lexus ES 300, but I don&#8217;t know how it compares to other Lexus models, or other luxury cars, or really anything for that matter. \u00a0At least non-luxury cars let you make a mental map of just a few key models and then put the year in front of it. That allows me to immediately compare the cars, provided I know the hierarchy of Corolla\/Camry\/the third one that is clearly more expensive.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, this is why people can usually remember how Apple products stack up, because there are only a few and they&#8217;re updated roughly every year. \u00a0So a 2012 Macbook Pro 17&#8243; is better than a 2011 Macbook Pro 17&#8243; (for example), or a Macbook Pro is better than an iBook, and that&#8217;s the entire product spectrum.<\/p>\n<p>But graphics cards. \u00a0What&#8217;s available right now? \u00a0Let&#8217;s take a look a the Desktop GPU&#8217;s on the NVidia page: \u00a0http:\/\/www.geforce.com\/hardware\/desktop-gpus<\/p>\n<p><em>Five pages<\/em> of esoterically named products. \u00a0Each of them has a really fancy marketing description, like &#8220;GeForce GTX 760 is a powerful, feature-rich graphics card stacked with advanced gaming technologies &#8230;&#8221; Well, great, but how the hell do I compare that with &#8220;Turbocharge your gaming experience with the GeForce GTX 750 Ti. It\u2019s powered by first-generation NVIDIA\u00ae Maxwell\u2122 architecture&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know how to choose these, except to pick a price and then read reviews and rankings based on price range&#8230; \u00a0which is exactly how to choose a car in most cases. \u00a0I want $30k worth of car, what&#8217;s the best I can do? \u00a0It needs to seat four people and have reasonable trunk space, and also I would like to minimize the chance of it exploding in an accident. \u00a0Hit up Consumer Reports, make a judgement call, etc. \u00a0If that&#8217;s the process for video cards (replace Consumer Reports with Tom&#8217;s Hardware or something similar), then there&#8217;s no point to the names or descriptions of any of the cards. \u00a0All that matters is how much it costs and whether or not it&#8217;s going to crash or explode.<\/p>\n<p>What I&#8217;m really saying is, I wish graphics cards were named like cars and then updated every year. \u00a0What if there were just NVidia Fusion, Dynamo, and Vertigo (in ascending order of price), and then a luxury brand with three more models? \u00a0Then, just add the year to the name, and suddenly I have context to make a better decision! \u00a0Wouldn&#8217;t it be easier to figure this all out?<\/p>\n<p>Now if you&#8217;ll excuse me, I&#8217;m going to go spend an hour trying to get my NVidia NVS 4200M to run Skyrim&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is up with video card naming? 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